Sim Cruise - Season Four
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My 4th Sim game started May 6th, 2008.
[edit] Game Description-
Thirty Six Sims set sail on the maiden voyage of the SS Glicker. The game started off as the ship set sail for a week of sun and fun until the first night when someone was murdered. The cruise now shifted to a murder mystery/RP/Storytelling adventure. Every (game) night there was a murder and every (game) day the players and readers got to vote off one of the passengers in hopes of finding the killer. The game lasted until day 10 and the killer was finally voted off. Players got to choose their role by sending me 3 choices. Since the bios were already written, they randomly selected their own personalities.
A special thanks to Patman for writing the bio roles and for helping with the storyline and to Oviraptor for making the ship.
[edit] Players and roles
[edit] Alwayswatching - Chef
An army moves on its stomach and it is your purpose in like to keep those stomachs full and to the point of bursting. Your years spent at the Tri-County Renaissance Fair have taught you the ins and outs of mass producing food for long lines of hungry people. Granted, cooking on a cruise ship is slightly different but so far your meals have been all the rage up on the poop deck. As long as the people eating your food are happy, you are happy, and that is what really matters to any [b]chef[/b]. Although those rich folks tend to get under your skin, who are they to say that the meat was not tender enough or the vegetables were overcooked? If they could see what you were working with they'd drop dead; what other cook can turn a Grade C cut of meat into a Grade A meal? Who else is going to slave over a butcher block making sure that all of the freezer burn from those unkempt Chinese shipping containers has been removed? You are a god in the kitchen, your skills unequaled! With a knife in one hand and a spoon in the other you make the inedible, edible, and the unsanitary, seasoned. Health inspectors be damned!
[edit] Anou Mawi - Beautician
Beauty is a delicate thing; it must be nurtured and cared for like a precious flower until it can blossom. Fortunately for everyone else, you have been put on this earth to right everyone else’s faddist faux pas. Being the ship’s [b]Beautician[/b] affords you the opportunity to craft each and every passenger into a vision of perfection, [i]your[/i] vision of perfection. Creams, lotions, powders, perfumes, lipsticks, and those little sandpaper things you use to grind away people’s feet are the tools of your trade and you would never leave home without them. God forbid you see an ugly person during your travels and are not properly equipped to set them right. It would be a waste of your ability to allow such an atrocity to go unchecked.
Of course there are always dissenters, people who would say that you need to mind your own business and get your hands out of their hair (Quite literally in some cases). But you know deep down that these people are secretly crying out for your help. They know not how to help themselves, an artist is the only cure for this deformities and by golly, you’re more than willing to take the call!
[edit] Andrew Ryan - First Mate
First Mate is a good position to be in, after all you're the first person people will turn to when the idiot captain messes up and you're the first one who is assigned to fix up the idiot captain's mistakes. Also you... gah, let's just face the facts; you've pretty much been suckered into a position of always being second best to a complete moron who would sooner steer the ship into land instead of asking you for help. And then there's the passengers, thinking that they own the place. Where the hell do they get off thinking that this ship is their personal property? They are renters at best, loud mouthed, dirty, smelly, renters! I mean, if you were in charge things would be different, you didn't spend all those years in training to play the role of an adult babysitter.
[edit] BodhiBloodWave
Algorithms, syntax, proper notation... that's about all you have to look forward to when you wake up. The life of a Computer Programmer stuck in a corporate hell is a bleak one. Therefore you had a fantastic excuse to pick up a good old fashioned drug habit. If there's one thing you've learned, it's that there is always someone selling drugs. Doesn't matter if it's a school play, a Bar Mitzvah, or a funeral for eight police dogs (don't ask). As long as you can get your fix things are good. When you can't though... actually you usually just stay in bed when you can't. No harm, no foul.
[edit] Bona Fide Supraman - Lawyer
Eat your heart out Phoenix Wright, there’s a new Ace Attorney in town! You stand for truth and justice against those who wish to see it quashed. With the help of your underage assistants you seek out the real evildoers and exonerate your clients of any wrongdoing. Of course things are not always pretty though, the efforts of that vile Prosecutor often make your good work very difficult. The Prosecutor is not your friend, you can't stand each other, but you two can't seem to stay away from one another. Each morning you say never again but as soon as night falls you're back in each others' arms... or... bedrooms. Whatever the case the two of you somehow ended up on the same cruise so you know there’s going to be some crazy stuff going down. Just try to keep your pants on… no need to go embarrassing yourself again.
Supraman turned to alcohol fairly quickly, and spent most of the cruise at the bar. He was the last sim to be murdered, and was probably the best one.
[edit] Brandon
You're a Banker, it's pretty sweet. You get a key to a badass vault as well as access to money, lots of money. And you know, that's awesome... really awesome actually! So what isn't awesome? Well for one thing the opposite sex sucks. All they do is take up space, nag the hell out of you, and expect you to cook dinner. You put these silly opposite sex people in their place though. Yeah, you'll just beat them silly until they figure things out. What are they going to do? Hah! Life is pretty rocking, I'll tell you that. And hey, give that great guy who wrote this character bio a pat on the back will you? He tried really hard to make this bio gender neutral!
[edit] Celdur - Cruise Director
Money makes the world go round and God knows that it makes you that much more attractive as well. The shape of it, the feel of it, that intoxicating scent of sweaty palms and cocaine residue... you just can't get enough of it! If you could melt money down and bathe in it you would, heck you've already stripped down and covered yourself in coinage on several occasions. The eternal pursuit of money dominates everything you do, so of course it only made sense to take that job as a [b]Cruise Director[/b] after acing the two week mail-in express course from the TV. Those people who can afford to go on cruises are loaded! They'll spend money on anything if you make them think that they need it. Convince them that their trip will not be complete without iceberg insurance, that their rooms will be more comfortable with rustproofing. So what if those things don't exist? They're paying for them so you might as well do the right thing and take their money.
[edit] Cobra
Back in school, sports weren't really your thing... then again neither were academics. I guess that's why you became an Accountant. Math was your best subject even if you were still ranked thirteenth in the class, but I guess you figured that the really good math people were out curing cancer or staring at shapes or something... So yeah, accounting, that's your job although it isn't your passion. No, the one thing you [i]are[/i] good at though is a little thing you like to call "Object Liberation". You're real good at stealing stuff, so good that you have a secret passion to be caught so that people can hear about your amazing skills. Nobody has caught you yet though but you're feeling really good about this cruise you've signed up for. I guess you finally are caught you'll just have to keep on keeping on.
[edit] Danger Mouse
OBJECTION! That statement is irrelevant and you are badgering the witness. Being a Prosecutor is a hoot! Getting to prove people guilty and watching that stupid Ace Attorney squirm makes your day compete! Crushing people into a fine powder is what you thrive on! Although there is one other thing that makes you feel good and that is what you and that most hated Ace Attorney do after the sun sets. Sure you two may hate one another during the day and sure you also hate each other in the bedroom but isn't that what makes it so thrilling? You want to stop but you just can't, it is too good! To compound your problems it appears that the two of you are also on the same cruise so that's going to be an interesting time to say the least.
[edit] Danzik
Hocus pocus!! You just pulled a rabbit out of your urethra! How did you do it? Well I don't know, you haven't told me yet. Being the high class Magician that you are, you know never to reveal the secret to the trick. Over the years you've make a lot of money, a whole lot of money! However if not for the deal with the devil you made back in your younger days you'd have nothing. Actually you've yet to pay back the money you owe to those fine people... you're a few years over due, actually. But hey, that problem is solved by moving every year or so. That was they will never be able to track you down. Not that you don't look over your shoulder, you're really paranoid about "that day"... I mean if those mafia guys ever caught up with you they'd turn you inside out. But let's not think about that... for now just tell me how you pulled that rabbit out of there.
[edit] Didero - Purser
Gotta protect the goods! Gotta keep them safe from evildoers! Nobody gets past The Doberman! As a former bounty hunter you've got the skills needed to guard everyone's valuables on board the ship. In your hands they are as good as safe. On the off chance that something does get stolen though, you've taken the liberty of bringing your trusty handgun, Thelma, along for the trip to doll out some good old vigilante justice. There's nothing like the thrill of the chase, in fact if you secretly hope something does get stolen. After all, then you'd get to track down the most dangerous game of all! Plus it's on a ship so they can't escape, you'll tear the place apart until you find your target! It is a great alternative to Bounty Hunting, not to say that you wouldn't rather be doing that though. But after you've blown up a bus full of nuns they kind of don't let you hunt for bounties anymore. Nothing against you though, I agree, the nuns should have been paying attention... anyone can dodge an incoming RPG, those things move at like... less then Mach I.
[edit] Durgon
To protect and serve, that is your motto... or at least the motto you've been told to uphold every week at the department meeting. You are a Police Officer fighting in the endless struggle against evildoers. There are no black marks on your record and you are a model officer... well almost. You do have a slight fear of guns but you still carry one when on duty. The fear is totally rational though, after all you've seen an entire K-9 unit of eight dogs downed with a single bullet. If that isn't something to fear than what is? You've been good to the department and it'd be nice to say it returned the favor. Too bad the crummy apartment you can barely afford can't go out and find work. Still, you love your job and that is enough to keep you moving forward.
Yeah yeah smart guy. I bet you're asking why he is on a cruise if he is dirt poor. Well he's been sent to flush out a mafia member. So there!
[edit] Flamester
TEN HUT! They say that military life is not for everyone but you tell those people to quit their whining and to grab a rifle. You are a General in the army and your job is to lead soldiers on the field of battle. Or at least you would but nowadays all you are really doing is sitting in an office poking at stuff on a computer screen. Your dream though is to be on the battlefield slaying the forces of evil and destroying injustice wherever you see it! But since you can't you usually end up ordering around whoever is nearby. At least that haven't found your stockpile of weapons and government issued battle gear, the basement is getting full though, you'll have to find another place to store them soon. Thankfully though you've been put on assignment to transport the President's prized "Potato chips that look like Machiavellian theorists" collection. If you can safely bring it across the sea with you that next star is as good as yours! Just to be sure though, you're not letting the suitcase out of your sight.
[edit] Gauphastus
Tinkering with engines is probably the greatest thing in the world and you're a Mechanic so that works out! Even better, since you spend so much time working alone if gives you a lot of time to think about the world. Too bad you don't really like talking with people, you've really got a lot of good stuff to say. But you can't, see, because of the government. Over the years you've come to the conclusion that they are up to something... all of those government folks and their suitcases. What is in those suitcases? Could it be a bomb? Maybe Nazi gold! Or perhaps they have the soul sucker that you read about online. Nah, you're smarter than that, you know that all of those things are stupid! You're after the real government conspiracies, the ones that involve a new world order and the Eye of Providence. The G-Men will rue the day they cross paths with you; with their secrets safely stored in your brain you can expose them for the liars that they really are!
[edit] Gec- Maintenance
The ship... she sure is a beautiful thing. Plush carpeting, hundreds of pretty lights, and that fresh coat of paint a totally awesome Maintenance person applied the other day. Yeah, this fine vessel is your baby and you give only the best to her. Those passengers though, they have no respect for any of your hard work. Always breaking things, scuffing them, spilling fluids... it's no wonder you hate the passengers with ever fiber of your being! Don't think that you've forgotten every little tiny incident either. Whenever a passenger messes something up it goes right into the journal! Some would say that holding grudges is bad for your heath, but what do they know? If it wasn't for you they'd all be at the bottom of the ocean, probably dead!
[edit] Gorman Conall
Pumping iron, getting ripped... it's all in a day's work! Being the Gym Rat that you are, you spend almost all of your time in the gym trying to sculpt the perfect body. It'll take some time though, especially since you've got that whole "protein allergy"... haha, dude seriously? You can't do protein? What kind of wimpy girlyman are you anyway? Ah... sorry about that. What else, oh yeah you're really really self conscious about your small... endowment. But hey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean! Yeah keep believing that. You've really got a crappy hand in life, don't you? Oh well, at least you love yourself enough to make up for the lack of love that fate has shown toward you. Keep your hear up and your chest out and good fortune is bound to come your way... I mean it's not like it can get any worse! Believe me it can.
[edit] Great Distance
Oh how you long to be a starving artist... if only, then perhaps you'd be taken seriously. Instead you were cursed with a trust fund and wealthy parents, what a crappy hand you've been dealt! Your art, it is not of this world... your teachers, your highly paid art teachers, they said your work was amazing. SO amazing in fact that they couldn't bear to look at it! But when you finally went out into the world people said your work wasn't worth the canvas that the bits of paper had been pasted onto. And so your quest to become a starving artist began. You became an alcoholic, dumping every penny of your infinite fortune into the sauce. Still though things did not change, you needed to be more desperate! You tried as hard as you could but nothing ever came of it... no matter what you did, you remained nothing but a laughing stock who had also developed a drinking problem. In light of your sorrow you've decided to book a cruise to try to ease your tensions.
[edit] Huckbuck
Fame that will never die! Sex without consequences! Stepping over people who will never ever have a say in what you do in the future! You're a Celebrity! Life is awesome, it's all about YOU! YOU YOU YOU!!! And all of those hard decisions like deciding what to wear, what to eat, and what to say are made for you. That's really good because you were never good at those things anyway. All you were ever good at was looking good and memorizing hundreds of pages of lines, a skill that you firmly believe does not carry itself over into any other professions whatsoever. Anyway, I've held you here too long, I fear some of you higher brain functions may be starting to kick in. Do down to the spa and have them fix that for you. You are traveling on this cruise with the priest of the hottest new religion in Beverly Hills. That should earn you a spot on the next magazine cover. You like doing things for publicity but you have general dislike of a certain photographer that you've seen boarding the ship.
[edit] Hydromancerx - Captain
Your years on the sea have been numerous and trying, as a Captain it is your job to keep the ship (and the passengers) on course. Authority, levelheadedness, and people skills are the cornerstones of your job description. All of the perks of a high ranking officer in the Navy are yours to enjoy; the private bathroom, personal manservant (First Mate), and the admiration of all those around you are just some of the things you'll have to look forward to!
Of course life on the sea is not all fun and games, being a captain is serious business and you didn't toil away in the brig for years on end to resign yourself to a life of obscurity. Lesser men would have let such a thing get to them over time, but not you! No, you're a man of rare form! So you tend to be a little overzealous with your mid-morning drink, big deal! And what if by early evening you're too inebriated to pilot the ship, bah, that's why the made First Mates! You're the best darn captain around and everyone knows it (If they don't they can be rest assured that you'll tell them!), so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride, captain! We salute you!
[edit] Inkling - Ship Doctor
Helping the sick, there is no nobler cause on this great earth; although handing out seasickness pills got old after about the ten thousandth case. So after the revelation that your job probably does suck and that you're nothing more than a glorified school nurse, you were struck with an idea. Instead of wasting away in the bowels of a luxury liner making a meager salary, you'd set out on your own. Doing what you ask? Why, selling drugs of course! All that you've got to do is forge the patient reports as they come in, I mean everyone gets seasick so what can it hurt to add a few extra lines to the sheet? Ailments that require painkillers are the moneymakers, although for some reason there's always at least a few odd passengers who have a thing for freebasing exorbitant amounts of Viagra. Don't ask me, I don't have any problems down there and hopefully I never will... and the freebasing thing is just weird, I mean does that even work? Er... never mind, back on topic. You're the ship's doctor and you sell drugs, that'll be all. Just forget we ever had this talk and go away.
[edit] ilikesanta
Shock and surprise are what butter your bread, as a Radio Host you've got the world at your fingertips. You along with your friends, the black guy, the fat guy, and the skinny nerdy guy who keeps you within the bounds of legality, make up the hottest radio show in the eight AM time slot! Of course everyone needs a vacation now and again and the radio station forced you to take a little breather after you microwaved that live duck. So you got put on this cruise and they sent you without your friends... I mean that's okay but without them you're kind of just an obese guy who is a bit of a prick. Just try not to get yourself in a spot, until you get back to the station you're on your own.
[edit] Krakow Sam
If I told you that you'd been assigned the role of an obsessive compulsive Barber, you'd probably have a lot of questions, right? Well, unfortunately this is a recording so I can't answer any of those questions but I can assure you that your life is excruciatingly difficult and painful! It takes all of your willpower not to shave everyone clean that sits down in your chair. Still, this extra concentration to you dedicate to your work makes you one of the best, so be proud! Try not to be too proud though, nobody likes that person. But... nobody really likes being around you anyway what with you having to do everything in sets of three, it gets old fast. Although if it is any consolation, the guys in the bar love it when you treat!
[edit] Legodragonxp - Mechanic
Moving scaffolds, climbing ladders, and avoiding the daily port-a-potty prank are all in a day's work for your friendly neighborhood Construction Worker. When not risking your life on the job (You make a lot of crazy bets), and not performing with your friends (One of which may or may not be an Indian Chief), you usually spend your time working out. After all, being a construction worker is a demanding job. To make sure you're on the up and up you usually work out with your good buddy Hugh Guthry Hammerstein. (Just Google the initials if you didn't get my clever joke.) So yeah, you're ripped, but there is ALWAYS room for improvement. Although it might be good to stop soon... I mean you can already take Hans and Franz in a fight. But... uh... what do I know anyway? Please don't hurt me.
[edit] Lualmoba - Room Steward
Let's just get straight to it, you don't take any crap from people and you've got your own opinions about things. Like your coworkers for instance, they all suck. The sea, that sucks too. This whole job sucks, who wants to tend to the needs of a bunch of morons who think a fun vacation is being able to take the time to go all the way out to the middle of the ocean so that they can swim in a pool (stupid) and lounge around on deck (cancerous). It's not that you hate the passenger, you just think that they're needy idiots. They never seem to miss the underwear you take. Your collection is growing quite large now. The crew can rot in hell though for all you care. Yeah your attitude makes you seem uninterested in the affairs of other people... but that's only because you aren't! Honesty is your policy, why beat around the bush with things. If you think someone has a fat head and needs to shut their hole then you'll just say it. So it's a little detrimental to tips... but if you were working this job for the tips you'd have shoved off long ago.
[edit] === Martyk - Waiter
In hindsight, deciding to become a Waiter on the cruise line may not have been the best idea. But ever since the jail sentence the world hasn't exactly been full of opportunity. This one is actually a shame because you really didn't do the crime. Yeah I know, I'm going all Shawshank on you now! If it hadn't been for that bastard prosecutor bribing the judge you'd have been declared innocent. Funny thing about that though, turns out that the prosecutor that so wronged you might be on board the ship... perhaps it is time for a little revenge? Normally you're a totally level person who would never harm anyone, let alone a bus full of nuns and eight police dogs... but it seems that fate decided to throw you a curve ball. All you've been able to think about lately is getting back at that vile prosecutor for ruining your life. You don't want to think about it, but you can't help it and it is eating away at your sanity.
[edit] Met - Security Guard
As a child all you wanted to do was be a police officer, you would daydream about it in class and arrest small animals outside your house after school was out. Finally, after years of dreaming and hard work, you became a police officer! Your dreams realized, what was the first thing you did? You dropped your gun at the induction ceremony and killed the entire K-9 unit... how in the hell do you take out eight dogs with a single shot? Whatever, that's in the past and, if the present is any indicator, you're not a cop anymore. "Cruise [b]Security Guard[/b] reporting for duty, sir!" Yeah, you're rounding up lost kids and helping old people find the bathrooms now... sorry. Hey it's not all bad though, I mean you do get to be on a cruise while you work and that's something most cops can't say! Plus, the mission is still something you hold high, criminals must go and you'll do whatever it takes to eliminate them. Now if only they would let you carry a gun...
[edit] Neoadept - Bartender
Jamaican Ass-Kickers, Mind Erasers, and Trojan Horses define your work day. If you had a nickel for every idiot that asked you for a drink “shaken, not stirred” you could buy the damn ship yourself. That’s just wishful thinking though, but as the ship’s Bartender you’ve got a lot of time to ponder your place in the world and make yourself angry at the successes of others. So now that you’ve resigned yourself to your shaken and stirred existence, how about just kicking back and enjoying being you? I mean really, you work on a cruise ship, why do you have to be so angry all the time!? The tips are good and come on, most of those people out there are probably worse off than you anyway. And if by chance they aren’t you can hock a loogie into their Raspberry Tiki Twist Punch Cocktail.
[edit] Neoteric - Casino Dealer
Gamblers beware, the house always wins! Or at least they do when you’re at home sick… seems that as the ship’s Casino Dealer, you’ve been working on a decade-long losing streak that has the card sharks running for your table. Sure the management hates you, but they can’t fire you. At least not when last year’s survey showed that 23.652% of return passengers cited YOU as their reason for coming back. Quite an achievement if we do say so ourselves. It isn’t that you are bad at cards, quite the opposite; but it seems that lady luck has a vendetta against you. Perhaps it had something to do with that incident in the cemetery when you were a teenager. That was an honest mistake though; I mean how were you supposed to know that the family was going to show up during your graveside rendition of Twelfth Night?
Still, you’re great with the people. They love you and by golly, you just love them too! Life is good on the high seas, it has been the high point of your life and hopefully it will never end.
[edit] Oviraptor - Photographer
Aperture Priority, Shutter Priority, lens, focus, ISO, ASA, parallax... yeah, you're a Photographer. What do you want a medal or something, yeah try again next time. See your pictures, they're pretty good actually. You've had a few front page photos and even got one in that fancy yellow geography magazine. If you had a single flaw it would be your gambling problem. And if you had another flaw it would be your fear of heights. Suppose you had a third flaw (Don't waste your time "supposing", I can assure you that there is a third flaw), if by chance you had this mythical third flaw it may or may not be the fact that you snapped a picture of a powerful Mafia member who's public identity is that of a priest. To make things worse, this mafia priest knows you got a picture of him making an underhanded deal behind the confessionals. Yeah and do you want the kicker? He's on the cruise to track you down and get that photo back by any means! Unless you can make it to the end of the cruise and hand off the photo, that priest is going to gut you and use your blood to cut the wine for the next confession.
[edit] Plank of Wood
Being different is a tough thing for most people to deal with. For you though, it's been easy. I mean, so you have urges telling you to be with people of the same sex. Big deal, just cram those urges down into a dark dark place and they'll simply disappear! Some would say it is bad but they have no idea how well it works. Yeah, so your high levels of stress have caused you to lose a few jobs but, again, people just don't get it. I mean, alright you used to work for the cruise line but were fired for what they claimed was sexual harassment. Those jerks fired you, the nerve! But it's cool, after losing that job you went to school and became a dentist which is awesome! You can stare at all of the pretty people while their unconscious in your chair and imagine what could be. What... that's not odd or anything, at least not for you and in the end that is all that matters. Oh, look at the guy over there with all the muscles, he must work out alot.
[edit] Rhodix
You know that "Time to make the doughnuts" guy? Yeah, well he about summarizes your mentality about work. You live your life in accordance to your deadlines and have very little time for anything else. A great man, I think his name was Art Vandelay, once said, "I'm an architect!". You, like our good friend Art, are also an Architect and a damn good one at that! In fact, you're so good I would bet that you could architect your way out of a paper bag if you had to. But yeah, your job is your life and your life is your job and you see no reason whatsoever to change that. Sure the kids used to cry for you at night but now they don't even expect you to come home, most of your problems work out well like that. So let's hear it for work! YAY WORK!
[edit] Slartibartfast - Geologist
They call you "Mishkin, the Rock Man", and while the last big makes sense you've got no idea where "Mishkin" came from. Actually I think he was in Goldeneye but that's not important right now. You're a Geologist, hence "the Rock Man" and the world is your oyster. You've got a great life with your one family... and a great life with your other family too. Wait... err, this can't be right... your sheet says you have two families? Alright whatever, so then do they know about each other? They don't! Oh this is like daytime TV or something! Still, that is impressive that you can juggle two families and a job. You must have really good multitasking plans and a fantastic cell phone plan. Alright so you're a geologist and have two families, got it, tell me how that works out then. Later! Oh wait, something you need to know. You also chat online with a woman known as "sciencegrl". She said she was coming on the cruise and you're here to surprise her! She knows you as "Rockman". Slap on a little cologne and test your breath, you're in for the ride of your life.
[edit] Space Oddity - Performer/Killer
The plight of the artist is something you've known your whole life. From your first breaths to your current pain-driven self, life has brought nothing but sorrow. There is no room for that on stage though, a Performer is supposed to make people smile and bring cheer, even if inside they are ravaged by SHEER AND UNBEARABLE MISERY! Just give in, let the pain consume you... the pain is what keeps you going, what lets you know that there is still life within you. It doesn't matter how you do it, anything that will cause physical pain will suffice; just as long as you can give yourself the assurance that you are still human. But the pain, it still leaves a deep void. Sometimes you think it would be better to just end it all... that can't happen though and the show much go on. You'll do your little shows for the people, what else can you do? Perhaps someday you'll find solace, although it is doubtful.
[edit] Xenomorph - Priest
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy... er... LINE! Right so being a Priest may not be your true calling but what's it matter. Stand in front of all of the people, wave your hands around, and mumble some indiscernible gibberish that sounds like Latin. Yeah, it's just a front anyway, as soon as the service ends the goods are shipped out of the back door and the money rolls in. No cop in the world would raid a church, it is brilliant! Plus since you're working with the mafia nobody will ever bother you. Still, you're a soft spoken person who doesn't like to make waves unless you must. If they knew about your latex fetish... well there'd be a few waves to say the least. Anyway it seems that some budding Photographer snagged a picture of a small "deal" that was going down behind the church... if that picture gets out your little fetish will be known by everyone! You've booked the cruise with the sole intention of finding the photographer and getting that picture back no matter what it takes. You're rooming with the Celebrity. The guy isn't too bright but he's pumping money into your new religion so who can complain?
[edit] Yossitaru - Engine Room
Sockets, drills, wrenches, awls, and at least one MIG welder. These were the things that first drew you into the field of engine maintenance and these are the things that drove you right out of it. Or at least... they would have if you hadn't discovered that the Seuss & Ottsman WXL337-Turbo Liner and Yacht engine practically fixes itself. Nowadays you can pretty much sit around the engine room passing time, maybe bring a date down there to have some fun. And during those times when you're alone you can do that thing that you discovered when you were ten... you know, that thing. Yeah you know what I'm talking about. Remember the first time you did it when your parents had left for the day? It was so big and so hot... pulsing with raw energy... and then you threw a little oil onto it and everything just exploded. Yeah, that was a pretty sweet fire... still can't grow anything on that patch of land either. But hey, that's to be expected when you've got a pyromaniac running around! Thankfully the ship is surrounded by water in case anything goes wrong.
[edit] Yuu - Scientist
Pumping iron, getting ripped... it's all in a day's work! Wait a second... that's the bio for the gym rat, seems like I've been doing this for so long that it has driven me a little crazy. This is the last bio I've got to do though, happy day! HAPPY DAY I SAY! Your role is the Scientist, got that? According to the spreadsheet you fear the opposite sex and because of that you pose as a member of the opposite sex in Internet chats. You use the name "sciencegrl". You chat alot with a geologist. This vacation will be good for you, the "rockman" has been getting rather aggressive lately and it scares you. Can you tell that I'm totally coasting right now? As it turns out, you're meeting up with one of the lovely people from the Internet on this very cruise! Should be interesting to see what will happen, especially since me and LadyM have set it up so all sorts of tomfoolery will go down! Was that me breaking the fourth wall? I'm not sure, anyway, this is your role... it'll be fun! Also let's see how much of a good little forumite you are. When you read this bio please post the following message in the Sim Cruise topic: Hey guys, what's up! You better like this game, LadyM has put an assload of work into it! Say thanks to her or Pat will be coming after you.
[edit] Winners
On July 18, 2008, the game ended when two people were voted off. Xenomorph the priest and SpaceOddity, the killer. This left six passengers were left and declared winners of the game.
Game winners: BodhiBloodWave, Cobra, Huckbuck Inkling, Met and Neoadept
